"Girls who say they like superheroes are lying so boys will-"
"Girls who wear superhero shirts are attention seeking they just want boys to like th-"
"Girls only want to go to Comic Con so they can dress slutty so boys will-"
"Girls who say they like anything are only trying to get boys to-"
#you tell em batman (v)
Really WaPo? Really? How are we supposed to take your “PostEverything” section seriously when you’re publishing piece that would be better suited for The Onion:
[Fox contributor Allen West] has successfully demonstrated that he possesses the leadership skills of a combat officer as well as managerial and diplomatic skills of a congressman, exactly the traits needed in the next director. Highly competent and beholden to no one in the Secret Service, he would be a superb director.
Keep in mind that West is the same guy who just last week told the military to disobey orders from the President. Because that’s exactly the type of person who should be running the Secret Service…
A few other gems from U.S. Army Lt. Col. West:
- Calling President Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder “the most vile and disgusting racists.”
- Claiming “Barack Hussein Obama has an Islamist sympathy … I don’t understand where this president’s loyalties lie, and I have to ask the question, whose side is he on?”
- Declining to dispute an audience member who falsely claimed that “Obama is a Muslim.” Instead, West responded that he’s “not going to get into that” but the president “has an Eastern orientation, I’ll put it that way.”
- Arguing that the “Democrat Party is an anti-Semitic party.”
- Accusing Democrats of being Nazis, communists, and modern day slave holders.
You just can’t make this stuff up… unless you’re a Fox contributor, of course.
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus