I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and their feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary.
I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY BONES???
IN THE SONG SHE SINGS “FUCK THOSE SKINNY BITCHES- /NAH IM JUST PLAYING/ I KNOW YOU THINK YOUR FAT BUT EVERY INCH OF YOU IS PERFECT FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP’
SHE LITERALLY SINGS THATS SHES KIDDING AND SHE THINKS YOUR PERFECT
SO YH FUCK THESE COMMENTERS BECAUSE YH THERE MAYBE SOME OTHER ISSUES WITH THE SONG BUT IM NOT DEALING WITH PEOPLE WHO DONT LOOK UP LYRICS
REALEST zodiac sign stuff
self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
funny but rude, one night stands big winner
cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites
ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.
Here’s to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them.
If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”